The Cosmic Joke ~ Book 1

The time has come to say it out loud!

There is only one way out ~ The answers are within YOU.

 

 

  

It is time to ask the questions about ‘the truth’ which are being presented by modern gurus, spiritual new thought leaders and get to the bottom of it all. Is this spirituality or more, a new way to make money out of old wisdom, packaged in New Thought Mantras?  

It is time to set the record straight, that there are some misunderstandings that have become accepted as ‘TRUTHs’ of the NEW THOUGHT AGE. In this book we are going to talk about them, bring some clarity and set you free from a ‘one mantra’ fits all, life. We are going to look at little deeper now. 

What if it is time to take it all apart? ~ What if everything was up for being questioned? What IS ‘the truth’? And, what about The Cosmic Joke? 

When You get THE COSMIC JOKE it changes everything, forever, your sense of JOY is not dependent on anyone, or anything or circumstance, it is the JOY that is the source of who you are that ripples out into the work that brings peace and love too the world rather than look for it outside over there.  

What is the truth?I do not wish you to believe what I say in this book, but after having read it I intend that you will have learned to trust in your own questions and answers. Maybe, just maybe it is time to ask the questions ourselves rather than look to others who claim to know the truth? What if the freedom, love, and happiness you seek is, and always was, within you? What if the light and love you seek is lost within the chaos of “truth”? 

What if  only you and the questions you have and hold, are the key to the puzzle that keeps you from the light and joy within? Maybe it is time to STOP and find out for yourself what the truth really is? I will share my journey and present some powerful questions and help you find  the key questions for you that will  show you the path to your own freedom and possibility of a life without suffering. 

This book busts open-wide some assumptions, questions and presents clarity around some new thinking that may cause what Lynne fondly refers to as ‘Monkey Business’ in your life. These teachings are being related to now as truths, without having been examined or questioned deeply by oneself to find out that really, maybe there are only more questions? 

This book is an enquiry into some of the collapsed beliefs and misconceptions of these truths, that may well have clouded your path and caused more suffering the have helped you. Do you feel like sometimes it is like it does not quite fit somehow, but use and say it anyway hoping it will work? That becuase you read it somewhere, it must be true! 

This book examines some of the pitfalls of the LOA that may have been shooting you in the foot and bring clarity to them for you to consider and may bring more power and freedom on how to work with it. 

This is a journey to find your own ‘’Sacred Cow’ of truth that has nothing to do with religion or spirituality, but that might help you unlock the timeless, ancient answers that already are and have been within you all along? 

This book has MORE Questions than Answers! What if the very questions you have actually are the key, to setting you free? Maybe all the books should come with a WARNING? that  says ~ There is NO TRUTH inside HERE! 

It is TIME to RECLAIM our spiritual birthright ~
It is time to give back the journey to the people!


Maybe, All paths are simply signposts that lead you on a journey to discover The Cosmic Joke on the other side of too far, where there is a place called home.
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If you want to learn  how to get  THE COSMIC JOKE  then ~ You will have to VOTE!! 

* WARNING *  ~ There is NO TRUTH inside HERE!

Author ~ Lynne Hazelden c 2009 ~ present

 

  

  

Quotes of Support:~

” Lynne has an ability to make very complex spiritual conversations simple, down to earth and ring with a truth that resonates deeply. She can cut thought the bullshit in a flash with humour and grace. Being a fervent seeker of the ‘The Cosmic Joke’ in all things, I truly look forward to reading her book.”
Steve Balsamo - Singer, Songwriter, Actor.  www.myspace.com/stevebalsamo 

  

  

“I have known Lynne Hazelden for 22 years and in all of the years I have known her she has held an unquestionable commitment for peace and love for all mankind. Her journey towards this goal has presented her with the highs and lows in personal accomplishment, health and loving friendships. The information she gained along the way has not only assisted her through the darkest passages of her life but have presented themselves as universal truths. It is not Lynne’s wisdom it is the universe’s wisdom. She was wise enough to listen and make sense of it all. Now it is time for the rest of us to start listening to what the universe has to say through her. As the owner of Australia’s largest online bookstore, we will be backing and endorsing Lynne’s new book in whatever way we can as I believe that her message needs to be heard, will be heard and more importantly make a difference.”
Tony Nash, CEO,  www.Booktopia.com.au 

 


 

“I have known Lynne Hazelden since 1989 as a colleague in The Hunger Project, a global movement on the roster of the United Nations dedicated to ending world hunger. Lynne is a woman of great enthusiasm and passion, and she has a heart of gold. If there were more people like Lynne, the world would be a different, and vastly better, place.
Those of us committed to a possibility larger than ourselves salute Lynne on her endeavor to write a book that contributes to a better tomorrow.
– Dr. Thomas D. Zweifel,  CEO, Swiss Consulting Group  and author of ¨The Rabbi and the CEO: The Ten Commandments for 21st Century Leaders¨ (Selectbooks 2008), a National Jewish Book Award and Foreword Book of the Year finalist.  http://thomaszweifel.com/

 

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